Why pay a fortune to see ants in a stadium when you can experience the faking brilliance of The Counterfeit Stones. Packed with big hits, retro fashion, vintage guitars and a huge dollop of Spinal Tap humour, it’s Satis-fiction guaranteed.

We know some of you like a song and dance, however, we request that you take to the aisles if you’d like to get up and have a dance, to ensure everybody is able to enjoy the performance, some of whom may be less able to stand.