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Sad About The Cows

Sad About the Cows by Michelle Payne

‘It’s hard for girls, isn’t it? – what with the media and ‘becoming a woman’.’
Sad About the Cows is a story of Ariana Grande, Victoria’s Secret Angels and what happens if you succumb to the temptation of Milky Bar Buttons.

★★★★  – Flat Cap Theatre

First Class’ – Flat Cap Theatre

Original poetry from Payne is the highlight…’ – Flat Cap Theatre

Payne’s comic nature also comes across terrifically throughout the story’ – Flat Cap Theatre

Payne gives an outstanding performance…’ – Unofficial Theatre Blog.

Powerful poetic moments’ – Unofficial Theatre Blog.




Sat 20 Apr 2019




£8 | £6 students
(+65p QNew Transformation Fee)

Running Time

45 minutes


Foyer Stage

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