CAN'T PAY? WON'T PAY!
ShareThisGrab your trolleys... there's chaos at the checkouts!
With soaring prices at the local supermarket a mob of angry housewives take matters into their own hands and make off without paying for their weekly shop.
But what will they tell their husbands? As the police come knocking, the women cook up an outrageous plan to hide their stolen groceries.
Anything can happen in a crazy sitcom of hysterical pregnancies and hilarious consequences!
Dario Fo is one of the world's most celebrated comic playwrights and was awarded the Nobel Prize for his writing in 1997. If you like your comedy fast and furious, Can't Pay? Won't Pay! is the show for you!
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Next from cut to the chase...
The Merchant of Venice
Sign Language Interpreted performance by Martin Roberts
Saturday 17 March at 2.30pm
Audio Described performance by Hannah Dunton
Saturday 17 March at 2.30pm
Green perfs | £14 child & concs | £20 standard
FAMILY TICKET | £61 (2 child/2 adult or 3 child/1 adult)
Early Bird Discount! SAVE 10% (book before 31 Mar)
Concessions | Under 18s, full-time students, those in receipt of Jobseekers Allowance, Income support and Disability Living Allowance (proof will be required)
Children aged 2 and under can sit on adults lap
Young person groups (schools/registered organisatioons) of 15 or more - £10.50 per ticket
+ 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
Havering school groups of 15 or more - £10 per ticket
+ 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
Other groups of 10 or more - £2.25 off
Group bookings - please call the Box Office on 01708 443333
Gold perfs | £16.50 child | £22 standard (no other concs)
FAMILY TICKET | £70 (2 child/2 adult or 3 child/1adult)
Early Bird Discount! SAVE 10% (book before 31 Mar)
Children aged 2 and under can sit on adults lap
Bargain Blue performances | ALL tickets £14
Early Bird Discount!
SAVE 10% when you book before 31 March
Please note: Children aged 2 and under can sit on adults lap
Young person groups (schools/registered organisatioons) of 15 or more £10.50 per ticket
+ 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
Havering school groups of 15 or more £10 per ticket
+ 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
£21 | £17.50 concessions
£10 for UNDER 26s, children & full-time students
(Mon - Thurs & previews)
Group Discount - Groups of 8+ receive £3 off
full-price tickets (Mon - Fri eves &Sat previews)
Concessions - those claiming State Pension, Disability Living Allowance, Income Support, Jobseeker's Allowance
(proof of concession will be required)
Group Discount - Groups of 8+ receive £3 off
full-price tickets (Mon - Fri eve & Sat previews)
Boxing Day | all tickets £23
(No concession, group discount or family tickets)
Early Bird Discount! SAVE 10% (book before 31 Mar)
£15 | £10 for under 26s, children and
full-time students
Mon - Fri Performances
£14 children | £19.50 standard | £15 concessions | FAMILY TICKET £59
10% Discount for Cinderella and Jack and the Beanstalk bookers (offer only available by calling the Box Office on 01708 443333)
Young person groups of 15 or more | £9.50 per ticket +1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
Havering school groups of 15 or more | £8 per ticket + 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
jump the Q members | £14 plus a £5 child's ticket per member
Saturday Performances
£16.50 children (no other concs) | £21 standard | FAMILY TICKET £67
£10 for UNDER 26s, children & full-time students
(Mon - Thurs & previews)
Sat 26 May at 7pm
£14 children | £19.50 standard | £15 concessions
FAMILY TICKET £59
10% Discount for Cinderella and Jack and the Beanstalk bookers (offer only available by calling the Box Office on 01708 443333)
Young person groups of 15 or more | £9.50 per ticket +1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
Havering school groups of 15 or more | £8 per ticket + 1 free teacher/leader ticket with every 15 child tickets
jump the Q members | £14 plus a £5 child's ticket per member
| Date | Time | Prices | Book |
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| Fri 9 Mar | 8:00pm | £15 | Book Now |
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| Sat 10 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Preview. | |||
| Mon 12 Mar | 7:30pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Opening Night | |||
| Tue 13 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Wed 14 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Thu 15 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Fri 16 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
| Sat 17 Mar | 2:30pm | All tickets £15 | Book Now |
| Audio Described. Sign Language Interpreted. | |||
| Sat 17 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
| Tue 20 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Wed 21 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Thu 22 Mar | 2:30pm | All tickets £15 | Book Now |
| Matinee Club Performance | |||
| Thu 22 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Fri 23 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
| Sat 24 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
| Tue 27 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Wed 28 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Thu 29 Mar | 8:00pm | £21 | £17.50 concession | Book Now |
| Fri 30 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
| Sat 31 Mar | 8:00pm | All tickets £24 | Book Now |
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| Director | Bob Carlton | |
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| Designer | Claire Lyth |
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