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Chas

book online nowchas and his band
rock, rabbit and roll
Sunday 10 January | 7.30pm
£19 | £17.50 conc

Chas and his new line-up of Micky Burt and Darren Juniper will perform all the old Chas & Dave hits including Rabbit, Ain’t No Pleasing You, Gertcha, Sideboard Song, Margate, London Girls and Snooker Loopy, along with some tracks from Chas’s new solo album and a tribute to Rock ‘n’ Roll legend Jerry Lee Lewis.

There will also be a chance to reminisce with songs and stories from the days when Chas toured and recorded with Dave.

Music Hall

book online nowmusic hall
Thursday 21 January | 2.30pm
£12.50

Don’t miss this action-packed afternoon of entertainment with the best variety acts in the country:

The renowned Johnny Dennis as your chairman, songstress Jan Hunt, baritone John Rawnsley, comic actor Peter John, song and dance aces Tiffany and Georgina Todd, the amazing young ukelele player Mark Walsh and musical director David Carter.


The Conmitments

 

book online nowthe conmitments
Friday 22 January | 7.30pm
£18.50

Back by popular demand! The UK’s number one musical tribute to the feel-good film of the 90s bring you the biggest soul hits - Mustang Sally, Respect, Try a Little Tenderness, Chain of Fools, Soul Man, Midnight Hour and countless more.

Established in 1995, The Conmitments have played more than 3,000 shows, from festivals to military bases, to over 2 million fans throughout Europe. With powerful vocals, backed by a full band and slick, energetic choreography, don’t miss this full-throttle night out!

“An absolute must… As good if not better than the real thing…” The Stage

www.theconmitments.co.uk

 

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royal marines band

book online nowroyal marines band
Sun 21 Feb | 7.30pm
£16 | £15 conc & groups 10+

Join SSAFA Forces Help’s 125th birthday celebration with the Band of HM Royal Marines CTC Lympstone.

A truly versatile band and a visual treat with their ceremonial uniforms and distinctive white helmets.

“The music and satire are spot on…I know which band is more fun!”
Daily Express

book online nowcounterfeit stones
get off my chord

Mon 22 Feb | 7.30pm
£19 | £17.50 concession

A rocking new show for 2010! All the Rolling Stones' greatest hits, along with spoof film clips, the outrageous outfits Mick and the boys have donned over the years and trademark moves from singer Nick Dagger.

Get the full experience of a Stones stadium gig in a more intimate venue at a fraction of the price!

Michael Wooldridge

www.MichaelWooldridge.co.uk

 

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michael wooldridge
from BBC radio 2's
the organist entertains

Sat 27 Feb | 2.30pm
£12.50
£10 if you book 3 or more Magical Matinees

An afternoon of your favourite musical memories from the internationally acclaimed theatre organist, performing on his touring electronic organ. Includes songs from the shows, the music of Glenn Miller, a Blackpool Tower sing along and much, much more.

Michael is regularly featured on BBC Radio 2’s The Organist Entertains. His versatility and talent has seen him perform at venues as diverse as London’s prestigious Savoy Hotel and Butlin’s Holiday Centres! He has played for Prince Charles at the Odeon Leicester Square; on the Blackpool Tower Ballroom Wurlitzer; and has notched up over forty musicals, pantos and summer seasons with stars such as Jimmy Cricket, Syd Little and Bobby Crush.

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book online nowbrendan shine
Sun 14 Mar | 7.30pm
£16

Ireland’s biggest singing star performs a string of hit songs, country favourites, beautiful Irish ballads and easy listening melodies. Tap your toes and sing-along to hit songs such as O’Brien Has No Place To Go, Catch Me If You Can, My Son, Carrots, Galway Girl, Rose of Castlerea and many more

During the past 30 years he has played some of the world’s most prestigious venues including Carnegie Hall in New York, the Sydney Opera House, the Birmingham Symphony Hall and London’s very own Royal Albert Hall. He has chalked up 15 number ones in his home country including the smash hit Do You Want Your Old Lobby Washed Down which spent a phenomenal 12 weeks at the top.

circus of horrors

book online nowcircus of horrors
the day of the dead

Sun 21 Mar | 7.30pm
£20 | £17 conc

A massive stage spectacular that will amaze you with some of the world’s greatest, most daring and bizarre circus acts, all backed by a live rock and roll band!

It’s Mexico in the early 1900s. The cast of chasosmongers transport the body of their late doyen Dr Haze to a remote burial ground of Aztec Warriors. To revive their esteemed leader they call upon local ‘Day of the Dead’ rituals, with disastrous consequences!

Beneath the Aztec temple their resurrected Ringmaster will guide you through a hell of a tale as witch-doctors, voodoo acrobats, pickled people, bendy bodies, demon dwarfs, and vampires erupt from tanks of blood to perform their amazing daredevil stunts!

Circus of Horrors have shocked and rocked audiences all around the world for 15 years. Don’t miss their blood curdling Queen’s Theatre debut.

“Bloody good fun” Time Out
“Spectacular stunts and rock ’n’ roll” The Daily Mail
“Blood thirsty and burlesque” The Independent

Warning! Contains some nudity and language of an adult nature. It is not suitable for children, people of a nervous disposition, chavs or sissies!

www.circusofhorrors.co.uk

book online nowmoscow ballet
sleeping beauty

Mon 22 Mar | 4pm | 7.45pm
£21 | £16 child

Following their sell-out show last year, a hand-picked selection of some of Russia’s finest dancers return for another stunning performance. Based on the classic fairytale, Tchaikovsky’s sumptuous music fills the air and wondrous characters come to life in a stunning ballet for all ages to enjoy.

The greatest success of Russian theatre is undoubtedly classical ballet, an area in which Russian dancers, aided by some of the world's greatest choreographers, have reigned supreme since the 1820s.

Moscow Ballet - la Classique, founded in 1990 using ballet dancers from the leading theatres of the CIS Countries and the Bolshoi, Kirov and Ballet Theatres of Kiev and Odessa, carries on this tradition. World-renowned soloists Nadezda Ivanova, Ekaterina Shalypina, Andrey Lyapin, and Andrey Shalin lead the Moscow Ballet Company under the direction of Elik Melikov.

balletboyz

“The Balletboyz certainly know
how to put on a good show”

The Times

www.balletboyz.com

 

book online nowballetboyz - the talent
Sun 28 Mar | 7.30pm
£13.50 | £10 child & student

A bold, invigorating and entertaining evening of dance from by the award-winning Michael Nunn and William Trevitt – previously lead dancers with the Royal Ballet.

The show features a first rate company of young male dancers aged between 18 and 24 years of age, film footage that takes you behind the scenes, and a mixed programme of the very best new choreography from Freddie Opoku-Addaie (Place Prize finalist and ROH2 Associate Artist), and an exciting re-working of Russell Maliphant’s Torsion.

the TALENT is accompanied by workshops aimed at GCSE, AS/A Level and BTEC Dance students, led by members of the company. E-mail info@queens-theatre.co.uk for more information.

“Watch out…the Boyz are back in town”
The Independent on Sunday
Part of Dance Currents in partnership with

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book online nowforever in blue jeans
Fri 2 Apr | 7.30pm
£17.50 | £15.50 conc

High energy, hit songs, hilarious comedy and hot dance – all in one fantastic new show for 2010!

Join the best party in town with 50s and 60s rock ’n’ roll favourites from Jerry Lee Lewis, Brenda Lee, Bill Haley and Connie Francis; great country songs from The Carpenters and a tribute to the legendary Burt Bacharach. Even Cliff Richard and Elvis will be putting in an appearance!

Starring Carole Gordon and Bob Newman with a cast of terrific singers, dancers and the Red Hot Blue Jeans Band.


swinging down memory lane book online nowMagical Matinee
swinging down memory lane
john petters swing band

Sat 3 April | 2.30pm
£12.50
£10 if you book 3 or more Magical Matinees

A joyous celebration of the great American Songbook and the sound of the Swing Era. Delight in the timeless music of Gershwin, Porter, and Berlin. Travel back to the glittering days of Harlem in the ‘30s, then on to Hollywood in the ‘40s when Crosby, Astaire, Nat king Cole, Sinatra, Benny Goodman, Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington and Gene Krupa were the kings of popular music, alongside the divas, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Anita O’Day and Peggy Lee.

Featuring the British Jazz Award Winner vocalist Val Wiseman, piano professor Martin Litton, clarinet and saxophone supremo Trevor Whiting and bass ace Keith Donald.

high school rocks

book online nowhigh school rocks
Sun 4 Apr | 3.30pm | 7pm
£15 | £12 child

A live show featuring all the best hits from High School Musicals 1, 2, & 3, Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. Join the superb cast for a rollercoaster ride of fun and be prepared to rock out!

Don’t forget your dancing shoes and be prepared to rock out as HIGH SCHOOL ROCKS! Wildcats - Get ready to PARTY!

Rabbi Lionel Blue

book online nowan evening with rabbi lionel blue
Sun 18o Apr | 7.30pm
£16

Loved by millions through BBC Radio and TV appearances Rabbi Lionel Blue uses his own experiences and sense of humour to share stories and conversations that will appeal to people from all religions, and from none.

He’s thoughtful and funny; mixing humour with humility, as he talks about the people he has known with affection and about himself with a delicious sense of the ridiculous. “My aim”, Lionel says, “is to give people the courage to get out of bed”.

“Highly recommended” Bolton Evening News
“Warm and gentle humour” Yorkshire Evening Post

chris packham

 

book online nowchris packham
never mind the buzzards

Mon 26 Apr | 7.30pm
£15 | £12.50 child

50 things you didn’t know about wildlife but were too afraid to ask and probably wished you’d never learned! Why do lizards sneeze? Why do Glow-worms glow? Why were dinosaurs so big? What is a Mollymawk?

The star of BBC TV’s The Really Wild Show and Springwatch explores the world’s most peculiar, amazing, disgusting and puzzling wildlife in a fascinating and funny show to delight all ages.

Birds, mammals, insects, reptiles and plants are all explained with Chris’ irreverent humour, using his own superb photographs and stories from Chris’ own encounters with many weird and wonderful creatures.

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ruby wax

‘Ruby Wax is on razor sharp form.
Don’t miss it!’

Sunday Express

book online nowruby wax - losing it
Mon 3 May | 8pm
£20

Ruby Wax and acclaimed musician Judith Owen combine their talents in a new show for one night only, prior to the West End.

Ruby Wax had it all - but people soon realised something was wrong when she painted her house beige for the 47th time! There was only one thing for it – send her to The Priory!

This is Ruby at her belting best – when she’s losing it! Don’t miss her tell all, with wit, humour and a lot of heart!

There will be a 20 minute Q & A session with Ruby after each show.

A contribution of all ticket sales
will be donated to Comic Relief
Comic Relief logo

book online nowMagical Matinee
as time goes by
Sat 8 May | 2.30pm
£12.50
£10 if you book 3 or more Magical Matinees

Celebrate the heyday of stage and movie musicals – the fabulous forties and post-war fifties!

Three West End singers and their musical director take you on a journey to a time when Fred danced with Ginger, when Bob and Bing took to the Road, Jack Buchanan was the Talk of the Town and Doris Day was the girl next door. These songs will take you on a sentimental journey down memory lane to a gentler time when Gershwin, Kern, Berlin and Porter topped the charts and melody was King!

Elvis

book online nowan evening with elvis
Presented by the Official Elvis Disabled Fan Club
Donation to Little Havens Children’s Hospice
Sunday 9 May | 7.30pm
£17.50 | Disabled and Carers £15.00

A non-stop celebration of Elvis Presley through the years! The show features 5 award-winning Elvis tribute acts – Kirk Turner as Early Elvis, Mike Nova as 1968 “Comeback” Elvis, Leigh Casling as GI Elvis, Chris Connor as Vegas Elvis and Rob Kingsley as Aloha Elvis. Elvis fans everywhere will love this entertaining rock ‘n’ roll show packed full of all your favourite hits from The King!

This show is presented by Walk a Mile in my Shoes – the Official Elvis Disabled Fan Club to raise funds for Little Havens Children’s Hospice.

- www.elvisreturns.co.uk
- www.leevis.co.uk
- www.chrisconnorelvis.com
- www.elvistributeuk.com
- www.littlehavens.org.uk

a night out with tommy cooper

book online nowjus’ like that - a night out
with tommy cooper

Mon 10 May | 7.30pm
£17.50

“I got a new car for the wife yesterday… not a bad swap!”

Tommy Cooper comes back to life with all his familiar trademarks – the fez, the laugh and the bad magic – in this hilarious tribute to one of the greatest comedians Britain has ever seen.

Starring Clive Mantle – best known for his role as Dr Mike Barratt in Casualty – stars as the legendary comedian.

A genuinely funny and outstanding evening of stand up comedy

“Miraculously funny” Daily Telegraph
“I laughed to the bottom of my soul” Daily Mirror

the essence of ireland

 

www.essenceofireland.co.uk

book online nowthe essence of ireland
Tues 11 May | 7.30pm
£17

A breathtaking show capturing the true spirit of the Emerald Isle with brilliant choreography, superb musicianship and dazzling costumes!

With a selection of the finest dancers and musicians, Essence of Ireland sweeps audiences along a breath taking journey of music, song and dance with a kaleidoscope of colour and infectious high octane live music.

With a mixture of traditional and modern songs, a touch of Irish craic and endless energetic dance routines, to give you a flavour of salsa and country, as well as Irish Dance.

If you love quality music and dance, you’ll be mesmerised by this truly wonderful show.

 
barry cryer

book online nowbarry cryer - still alive
Wed 12 May | 7.30pm
£17.50

And he is! In a completely new, organically grown show, old Baz recalls, reminisces and recounts on a trip down Memory lane, pausing only for tea and macaroons at the Stannah Stairlift Café.

What memories – if only he can remember them! Jokes, songs, stories and on certain nights, pole vaulting, if his friend Vaclev from Warsaw turns up.

Currently 72, a third of his life has already passed and he invites you to join him in a decorous orgy of nostalgia.

This show is proactive! You have the chance to shout out a page number from one of his books and he will relate the story thereon.

With Colin Sell – pianist on BBC Radio 4’s I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue

 
opera novella

book online nowopera novella - gala concert
Thurs 13 May | 7.30pm
£18

A delightful evening of opera’s greatest hits and most popular melodies from La Boheme, La Traviata, The Barber of Seville, The Magic Flute and many more.

The principal singers and chamber orchestra of the acclaimed Opera Novella entertain you with a selection of the best known pieces by Mozart, Verdi and Puccini, not forgetting the sizzling Toreador’s Song from Bizet’s Carmen and the heart melting Duet from The Pearl Fishers.

 
steemy dan book online nowsteemy dan
Fri 14 May | 7.30pm
£16

This fantastic ten-piece Steely Dan tribute will have you Reelin’ in the Years! in a dynamic show featuring classic tracks such as Rikki Don’t Lose that Number, Do it Again, Haitian Divorce, FM and many more from the American jazz rock legends.

John Dean

book online nowcountry music 'n' fun
Sun 23 May | 6.30pm
£14

A fun-packed, foot-stomping line-up with the showmanship and fabulous voice of John Dean, plenty of comedy and great country music from Speed Limit and your host for the evening, the award-winning Steve Cherelle.
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book online nowMagical Matinee
forces sweethearts
Sat 12 Jun | 2.30pm
£12.50
£10 if you book 3 or more Magical Matinees

The girls are back by popular demand, celebrating 15 years of this sell-out show! Beryl, Carolyn and Jenny are our three sweethearts who bring you 2-hours with all your favourite songs from the vocalists who helped raise morale during the wartime forties - Vera Lynn, Gracie Fields, Marlene Dietrich, Carmen Miranda and Anne Shelton.

There’s a tribute to the demob sweethearts - Alma Cogan, Ruby Murray, Doris Day and Eartha Kitt. There’ll be a singalong with George Formby and his ukulele and songs from Flanagan and Allen. Not forgetting the Yanks with stars like The Andrews Sisters, Glenn Miller, Judy Garland and Deanna Durbin.

You’ll be singing along from beginning to end!

the sounds of burt bacharach

book online nowthe sounds of
burt bacharach

Tue 22 Jun | 7.30pm
£17.50

A full cast of singers, dancers and musicians bring you four decades of golden musical memories by the legendary tunesmith Burt Bacharach.

Featuring timeless hits such as Walk on By, The Look of Love, Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head, Alfie and many more.

black umfolosi 5

book online nowblack umfolosi 5
Thurs 24 Jun | 8pm
£15 | £12.50 child

Zimbabwe’s internationally acclaimed singing and dance sensation are back by popular demand.

Compared to groups such as Ladysmith Black Mambazo they bring you the sweet sounds of a cappella and gospel, mixed with the spectacular energy of traditional African dance.

Infectious rhythm, beautiful melodies and glorious harmonies performed with humour and joyful enthusiasm that never fails to bring the house down.

manhattan swing band

book online nowmanhattan swing band
Sun 11 Jul | 5.30pm
£17.50 | £16.50 conc

Join Freddy Staff and guest vocalist Lee Gibson for all your favourite swing hits and romantic ballads from the golden era of big band music.

The big band legends live on!

the drifters

book online nowthe drifters
Mon 19 - Tues 20 Jul | 7.30pm
£20 | £19 conc

The world’s only legitimate Drifters line-up returns with a dynamic new show featuring all their classics, such as Saturday Night at the Movies, Under the Boardwalk and Kissing in the Back Row alongside a high energy disco fantasia performance of their memorable hits from the 1970s.

With top flight choreography and world class musicians, don’t miss one of the biggest selling and longest serving bands of all time!

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music hall

Tues 20 Jul | 2.30pm
£12.50
£10 if you book 3 or more Magical Matinees

Roll up, roll up! Ladies and gentlemen don’t miss another splendid afternoon in the company of Britain’s finest variety acts.

Singing, dancing, sing-along and comedy – all under the watchful eye of your chairman!

book online nowthe winner takes it all
Fri 6 - Sat 7 Aug | 8pm
£19 | £17 conc

Prepare to party in a spectacular celebration of the music of ABBA and The Bee Gees.

With a rocking 10-piece ensemble, live string section and stunning vocals, you’ll be dazzled by this glittering, non-stop parade of hits.

   
 
 
 
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