simon clayton, comedian
comedy club archive

Simon Clayton has been a stand up comic since the summer of 1995. On stage he talks about what he is: male, fat, mixed race, married, balding and anything else that currently makes him laugh. Although not necessarily in that order. He has performed nationwide with a set. He is also a very experienced compere.

Here is what some other people think of him:

“Likeable fast thinking Londoner” – London Evening Standard

“Very skilful stand up” – Time Out

“Mr Clayton’s like a bottle of HP sauce, fat, brown and fruity” – Loaded

“Simon’s natural brightness often leads to disruptive high jinks during registration” – Mr Massey, head of 6th Form, Southgate School